How Tough is Jim Champion?!?

nastygunz · August 01, 2010, 04:07:30 PM

Apparently pretty tough

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Jim Champion.

They once made a Jim Champion toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Jim Champion out.

Crop circles are Jim Champion' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f__k down.

Jim Champion once ate an entire ream of rice paper and then shat out Mister Miyagi from the Karate Kid.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Jim Champion. Jim showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Jim Champion ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jim Champion jumps out.

When Jim Champion falls in water, Jim Champion doesn't get wet. Water gets Jim Champion.

Jim Champion invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

It takes Jim Champion 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Jim Champion once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Jim Champion can delete the Recycling Bin.

Jim Champion can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Jim Champion can kill him and take it.

pitw · August 01, 2010, 06:14:58 PM

So what did you do wrong that you are buttering the geek Up

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nastygunz · August 01, 2010, 08:32:25 PM

Knowing the keen wit on this forum I was hoping for some more materail

Silencer · August 01, 2010, 08:51:31 PM

reminds me of that beer with the weird name comercial..

FinsnFur · August 01, 2010, 10:06:53 PM

Stone....Keith Stone

Tappen · August 02, 2010, 12:25:05 AM

You just wait till chuck norris find out you switched up his jokes! hell be right pi**ed!

nastygunz · August 02, 2010, 07:01:05 PM

OH-OH

Quote from: Tappen on August 02, 2010, 12:25:05 AM
You just wait till chuck norris find out you switched up his jokes! hell be right pi**ed!

shaddragger · August 02, 2010, 08:58:28 PM

I bet Jim can slam a revolving door, too!

FinsnFur · August 02, 2010, 09:56:41 PM

only if Bopeye's in the middle of it

jdbp · August 03, 2010, 06:27:34 AM

Jim sleeps with a pillow under his gun

slagmaker · August 03, 2010, 07:16:53 AM

Jim shaves with a cheese grater while chewing on tin-foil.

Dave · August 03, 2010, 07:19:02 AM

Jim Champion's mom has a tatoo that says "Son"

Bopeye · August 03, 2010, 07:46:13 AM

Jim Champion is so bad. He has to hold a gun to his head while he's shaving to keep him from cutting his own throat.

Jeb · August 03, 2010, 09:09:20 AM

Quote from: Bopeye on August 03, 2010, 07:46:13 AM
Jim Champion is so bad. He has to hold a gun to his head while he's shaving to keep him from cutting his own throat.

LMAO

Jeb · August 03, 2010, 09:10:59 AM

Quote from: Dave on August 03, 2010, 07:19:02 AM
Jim Champion's mom has a tatoo that says "Son"

Oh and dont forget, " Sharks have a week dedicated to Jim Champion" .

FinsnFur · August 03, 2010, 09:11:13 AM

Ok, that one was good Bop

nastygunz · August 04, 2010, 06:37:42 AM

Googled

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FinsnFur · August 04, 2010, 09:55:46 AM

They latched onto that didnt they.

LORDDAL · August 04, 2010, 07:24:04 PM

Tough hell yeah Jims tough why hes so tough that when he goes out for a ride on his bike he has to hauled on a trailer cause the road is afraid of him see got pics

KySongDog · August 04, 2010, 10:18:46 PM

That's a Gold Wing with a moron on it.