Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane

FOsteology · November 14, 2013, 02:00:08 PM

Volvo says the ad is the real deal with no camera or editing trickery involved.

5 SHOTS · November 14, 2013, 03:23:25 PM

Quote from: FOsteology on November 14, 2013, 02:00:08 PM
Volvo says the ad is the real deal with no camera or editing trickery involved.

After 20+ years sitting behind a steering wheel I have to call BS. Trailers just don't back up that far in a straight line. They started out with him doing the splits, and slowly drove forward and closer together, then run the video backwards. It is cool though.

KySongDog · November 14, 2013, 04:02:46 PM

That looks painful.

snafu · November 14, 2013, 06:54:01 PM

Super-Foot Bill Wallace was limber like him back in his day. Bill was a good fighter

snafu · November 14, 2013, 06:59:28 PM

Small town unknown back in his prime

FinsnFur · November 14, 2013, 07:15:20 PM

I can do that

So could you Art if you practice

JohnP · November 15, 2013, 12:19:27 PM

Not BS 5 SHOTS. I helped train him for this commercial. He didn't want to do it but after I did it several times and then threatened him that I would bring in Chuck Norris to do it he finally agreed.

Hawks Feather · November 15, 2013, 05:22:56 PM

Quote from: JohnP on November 15, 2013, 12:19:27 PM
Not BS 5 SHOTS. I helped train him for this commercial. He didn't want to do it but after I did it several times and then threatened him that I would bring in Chuck Norris to do it he finally agreed.

John speaks the truth. I know this because I read it on the internet. Actually in the post quoted above.

Jerry

FOsteology · November 15, 2013, 05:54:53 PM

Van Damme would whip Chuck Noriss azz.

'Ol Chuck is an old has been, and grossly overrated. Why, if Chuck Norris was half the bad azz everyone says he is, he could jump through my computer screen and slam my head against the alkjdjfk;hqewium;fahs;kha'afkj dfshpo;h afpdhaudsihpohagoihjoiuohafnmklhagphjoip;l,A,DMOIFL;MKJM;LB XMM,Z XCMN ZH Kj VNXXHjX ZXCJKDL ZSD JLK JDHGUIDHFBM ,,,,,

nastygunz · November 15, 2013, 07:35:29 PM

LMAO, youse guys izz funny!

FinsnFur · November 15, 2013, 07:47:15 PM

What happen to Fos?

HaMeR · November 17, 2013, 06:20:39 AM

If Chuck Norris is such a sissy then why did they hold a funeral for the bullet when he got shot??!!

weedwalker · November 17, 2013, 08:35:31 AM

They named a street after Chuck Norris once, but had to change the name. Because anybody that crossed Chuck Norris didn't live to tell about it.

nastygunz · November 17, 2013, 08:24:12 PM

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

HaMeR · November 18, 2013, 06:22:02 PM

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't go up. The Earth goes down.

FOsteology · December 20, 2013, 01:15:55 PM

Chuck Norris just one-upped Jean-Claude Van Damme!

FOsteology · December 20, 2013, 01:20:32 PM

When the director yelled "CUT!", Chuck pulled the planes back together with his toes!

Dave · December 20, 2013, 02:18:28 PM

I KNEW Chuck was badder than Jean. Thanks for posting!!!

FinsnFur · December 23, 2013, 08:25:36 AM

We are are heading into some turbulence.
Thats funnier then "L" Fos...how the heck did you find that?

FOsteology · February 28, 2014, 06:26:39 PM

Chuck Norris thought he had won making the Split on two airplanes, but...