LBL SUX!!! I'm DONE with it!!!

Bopeye · February 04, 2008, 02:15:13 PM

Been going to that dang place since '03 and haven't shot a dang coyote yet!!!

I have hit them with a 10 gauge and not recover them, called them in and got busted several times, had an Alpha male try to tear my leg off in response to my howls. Some jerkwad shoots a coyote for me this year that I had coming in on a string!!!

Had them laughing all around me Saturday evening. I'm tired of those coyotes and their little games.

You have Topdawg walking across a dang cornfield. His buddy says, "Hey look, there's one"!!! The DAYUM THING just sets there and looks at them. Top said it's head looked about the size of a pencil eraser in his scope, but he launches a .204 round anyway. YOU GUESSED IT!!!
Center punched the dang thing!!

Then you have Dirty Dog walking around looking for a place to take a crap in an area that just suffered a tornado since the last time we were there. Trees down everywhere. Here's Dirty Dog, squatted down to take a dump with his shotgun across his lap. His butt makes a little squeek and a DADBURN bobcat shows up.........

He blows it away.

I mean, don't take me wrong, I'm proud for these guys, but SHIITE MUSLIM!!! I'm sick of getting skunked!!

NEXT FRIGGING YEAR, me and ole CH1 are gonna head out west too. Gots me too many kinfolks out there to be waiting on my stupid coyote to walk by at LBL........... :roflmao:

See ya next year ya bunch of psychos.........

topdawg · February 04, 2008, 02:28:14 PM

when your calling sounds as bad as mine does............... you learn how to shoot them whey out there :roflmao:

Jimmie in Ky · February 04, 2008, 03:01:26 PM

You keep hunting in Tennessee though. You and that grenade worry me some

Jimmie

KySongDog · February 04, 2008, 04:27:41 PM

Quote from: Bopeye on February 04, 2008, 02:15:13 PM

Here's Dirty Dog, squatted down to take a dump with his shotgun across his lap. His butt makes a little squeek and a DADBURN bobcat shows up......... He blows it away.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

FinsnFur · February 04, 2008, 04:30:30 PM

Quote from: Semp on February 04, 2008, 04:27:41 PM
Quote from: Bopeye on February 04, 2008, 02:15:13 PM

Here's Dirty Dog, squatted down to take a dump with his shotgun across his lap. His butt makes a little squeek and a DADBURN bobcat shows up......... He blows it away.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

ROFLMAO!!

:roflmao: :roflmao:

DirtyDog · February 04, 2008, 04:39:25 PM

Thats how we do it Tennessee style......... :roflmao:

Bop......I got somethin for ya......

BITE ME!!!!!!

Ahhhh, you know I love ya buddy, but you can't have a hug you gay bastard.

FinsnFur · February 04, 2008, 04:46:52 PM

DD can we get a sound file of the anus squeek? I'm thinking there may be a market

DirtyDog · February 04, 2008, 05:07:58 PM

I got the copyright on that sucker........

HaMeR · February 04, 2008, 05:09:16 PM

Thats just wrong!!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

studabaka · February 04, 2008, 05:15:05 PM

Ah Glen..... Like I said in another thread..... 'long as it's within the regs.....' :roflmao:

must take a good pucker to get a high enough pitch to not scare off the young ones

HaMeR · February 04, 2008, 05:25:46 PM

:roflmao: & there is at least a breeze heading toward your buddy!! :roflmao:

Whistling farts!!

Any Call Makers care to spin a Fart Call with a squeaker reed??

:roflmao: :roflmao: I DO NOT want one if it is made either!!

coyotehunter_1 · February 04, 2008, 06:40:11 PM

:roflmao:

DirtyDog · February 04, 2008, 07:12:34 PM

Quote from: HaMeR on February 04, 2008, 05:25:46 PM
:roflmao: & there is at least a breeze heading toward your buddy!! :roflmao:

Whistling farts!! Any Call Makers care to spin a Fart Call with a squeaker reed??
:roflmao: :roflmao: I DO NOT want one if it is made either!!

That is why it is very important to keep the partner downwind.