Can't figure it out.

[pitw]

Bought the loving wife and mother of my children a "Mothers" day gift.  It showed up yesterday while I was off making our fortune[gonna take more than a day ] and when I got home she was less than[let's say] pleased with her new gift.  I can't figure it out as I thought it was the best "mothers" day gift to date.



It even came with proof that it is a mother.



While putting three more youngun's on her last night and the boys were busy she did say that at least I had some tits to play with now that I'm back in the ram pasture. :shck:   Some day I'll figure this game out and live happilly ever after.

[Hawks Feather]

Some day I'll figure this game out and live happilly ever after.

Good luck with this.  It is in the list of rules that if a man figures out what the game is, it is time for the woman to change the rules.   

Jerry

In case you don't know the "Rules" I have added them here.

The Female always make the Rules.

The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No Male can possibly know all the Rules.

If the Female suspects the Male knows all the Rules, she must immediately change some or all of the Rules.

The Female is NEVER wrong.

If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.

If the above rule applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

The Male must NEVER change his mind without Express Written Consent from the Female.

The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The Male must remain calm at ALL times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

The Female must under NO circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

Any attempt to document these Rules could result in bodily harm.

If the Female has PMS, all Rules are null and void.

[alscalls]

And" DONT"  Lift its tail and say......"this looks like yours" .......    :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[FinsnFur]

And now Jerry's on the way to the Pearl Vision to get new glasses cause Mrs Hawk just cracked him :roflmao:

[KySongDog]

Good one, Barry.   

Reminds me of the time I gave the wife a vacuum cleaner for Mothers Day.  That didn't go so well.   But I learned a real good lesson and never made that mistake again.

At least not with a vacuum cleaner anyways.   

[HaMeR]

Reminds me of the time I gave the wife a vacuum cleaner for Mothers Day.  That didn't go so well.

  Is that how your wheel got bent?? 

[alscalls]

 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:@HaMer

[FinsnFur]

 :roflmao: :roflmao:

[KySongDog]

Reminds me of the time I gave the wife a vacuum cleaner for Mothers Day.  That didn't go so well.

  Is that how your wheel got bent?? 

Let's just say she bent more than my wheel over that damn vacuum cleaner.   

[HaMeR]

 :roflmao: :roflmao:  I guess that would be why you AND the bike have a limp!!