Don't make fun of Coyotehunter_1

Bopeye · September 05, 2009, 08:31:27 PM

Chet (Coyotehunter1) is gone for a few days to Myrtle Beach, SC. catching some rays. I know he was excited about going and I was glad for him. He was so excited that I didn't have the heart to tell him NOT to wear his cut off Bib overalls as a bathing suit. I knew this would hurt his feelings, so I kept quiet. He also removed the soles from a pair of old workboots and strapped them to the bottom of his feet using bailing twine. He was real proud of his first pair of "sandals". He was a sight to see.

Anyway, I was just going to ask y'all to do me a favor. Please don't make fun of him much when he comes back and has a goofy looking hillbilly tan. I know he'll be proud of it, so just give him some "canned praise" and don't snicker until he has walked out of ear shot. Can y'all do that for him? I appreciate it and I know he will.

KySongDog · September 05, 2009, 08:54:23 PM

You got it, Son!

And by the way, he's gonna KILL you when he gets back. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

alscalls · September 05, 2009, 09:29:41 PM

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Bopeye · September 05, 2009, 09:40:14 PM

Quote from: Semp on September 05, 2009, 08:54:23 PM

And by the way, he's gonna KILL you when he gets back. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

That's a fact. That is why I don't walk in front of him when we hunt together.

HaMeR · September 06, 2009, 07:44:46 AM

Good thing you didn't mention he painted his toe nails green Bop!! :roflmao: :roflmao:

Bopeye · September 06, 2009, 08:50:42 AM

I told you to keep that between us Hamer.

NOW, I'm dead meat for sure.

Hawks Feather · September 06, 2009, 11:50:57 AM

Well, as much as the green nail polish might show up, I think the fact that he shaved his legs and arm pits that will really make him stick out on the beach.

Jerry

possumal · September 06, 2009, 01:02:16 PM

Don't worry Bop, you can put on a little pale green eyeshadow, paint your toenails to match, and put one of those big brass earrings in your left ear, and old Chet won't be able to resist hugging you.

HaMeR · September 06, 2009, 02:09:40 PM

What I meant to say was that it looked like Chet had mowed the lawn before he left & one MIGHT THINK he painted his toe nails green.

Bopeye · September 06, 2009, 03:42:50 PM

Quote from: possumal on September 06, 2009, 01:02:16 PM
Don't worry Bop, you can put on a little pale green eyeshadow, paint your toenails to match, and put one of those big brass earrings in your left ear,

I only dress like that if I am attending the Democrat National Convention or some other Liberal function.

possumal · September 06, 2009, 05:41:06 PM

vvarmitr · September 07, 2009, 10:39:23 AM

Quote from: Hawks Feather on September 06, 2009, 11:50:57 AM
I think the fact that he shaved his legs and arm pits that will really make him stick out on the beach.

Jerry

If he hadn't, how was he to get a tan?
I hope at least his wife took the hedge trimmers to his back. I don't think regular hair clippers could handle that brush.

possumal · September 07, 2009, 10:47:03 AM

So old Chet is the original "Wooly Bully"?

coyotehunter_1 · September 09, 2009, 04:50:06 PM

You all soooo funny !!!

BTW< My toe nails are not painted green... it's called Mossy Oak camouflage.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

possumal · September 09, 2009, 05:00:18 PM

X 10 for the Mossy Oak camo!

alscalls · September 09, 2009, 05:23:48 PM

HaMeR · September 09, 2009, 06:03:48 PM

QuoteBTW< My toe nails are not painted green... it's called Mossy Oak camouflage.

Soooo they were painted??